Public Schools Can Open: Just Let the Kids Play on Picnic Tables Outside 6" Apart

Drink your coffee by yourself with 6' Social Distance and read the brief: "... How schools and scientists choreographed a reopening together Cindy Pratt, a first-grade teacher in Chapel Hill, N.C., reads to her students during a lunch with social distancing on Thursday. Researchers and physicians there teamed up to help schools draft detailed COVID-19 strategies for nearly every moment of the school day. That's helped reopen classrooms sooner — and more safely. Here's what Washington state can learn. (Photo: Ted Richardson / For The Seattle Times).." SWE's Take: IOWs the schools will never open. The teachers don't want to work real jobs now. "...Enjoy this early blast of spring while you can. The sunniest day of the week is still ahead, but then things turn … well, you know … Seattle-ish..." SWE's take: The mornings feel like a meat locker cold temperature in Seattle. "...Police are searching for the person who killed a teenager in a shooting last night in Renton. Meanwhile, two men have been charged with murder after a 19-year-old's body was found in a North Seattle snowbank..." SWE's take: The police don't want to work in Killer Flu for $25/hr. "...Six Dr. Seuss books won't be published anymore because of racist and insensitive imagery. The books include some well-known tales. Today's announcement came on the birthday of Dr. Seuss, aka Theodor Seuss Geisel...." SWE's take: The Grinch Christmas is RACIST, they made him green. "..."The whole plane was just going crazy." A flight was canceled Sunday after a large group of passengers refused to wear masks, Frontier Airlines said. By Monday morning, the airline was facing accusations of anti-Semitismism...." SWE's Take: Airlines are a joke now. Stop flying them, reduce Greenhouse Gas. Good News: Restaurant take out tips are optional now.